Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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