I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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