It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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