Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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