So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I see more hoeing in ur future
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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