I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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