I have demons in me.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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