I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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