She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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