I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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