how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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