He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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