This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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