There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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