I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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