Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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