guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
it's like iHOP with fire
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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