she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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