Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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