I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I wish i was in the wii world.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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