Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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