Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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