I'm lost and stupid without you.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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