xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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