How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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