Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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