Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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