Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
