marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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