He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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