Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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