WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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