Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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