You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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