I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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