so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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