I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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