but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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