Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
