I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
two words...techno handjob
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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