Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
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a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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