Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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