The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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