Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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