You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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