I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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