the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Randomize
