i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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