Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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