I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
If its not for food we ain't going out.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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