did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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