so explain again why im purple
no
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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