So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
