My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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