Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
