I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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