dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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