I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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