will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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