Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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