But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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